Jobs in Kenya are not always interesting and here are some of the most bored work for the youths who would not like to join.
Sorting Cheques
Some bankers work sorting out cheques overnight and things goes too busy after AGM when 300,000 shareholders wait to get their dividend cheques. The only qualification required is to have the ability of reading and writing though graduate is demanded.
Forests Guarding
Guarding of forests are the most boring job in Kenya as the trees don’t move and don’t talk. The only exciting moment the youths get is when they confront loggers.
Basement Parking Guiding
This too is a boring job. It is all gloomy away from the harsh fluorescent lights.
Weather Reading
The met guys predicted El Nino whereas the Kenyans get sun burns from heat waves. It seems the El Nino Relief Funds now be used in buying ice-cream for all at least twice a day until the heat recedes.
Data Analysis
The workforce don’t talk much but provide crucial data which are used by firms to take decisions whether to invest Sh20 billion in the water project or lay off about 2,000 employees.
Life Guarding
Life guarding employees at swimming pool wait for someone to drown during the time when they are not cleaning with meshed broom.
Mascoting Fast Foods
There are employees outside the entrance of fast food outlets in circus costume to welcome food lovers. They work alone scaring or exciting the hapless kids.