If you’ve ever woken up after a night of drinking not knowing where you were or what happened to your possessions, then this story will put those bad mornings into perspective. Geraldo Ramos, a 64-year-old Dominican man, told local TV station Noticias Sin that he passed out drunk and woke up without a body part: his penis.
Geraldo Ramos
The 45-year-old from Santiago says he has no clue where his penis went, but neighbors told the station that Ramos was attacked by a dog when he was drunk. Ramos, however, has no recollection of this. The alleged dog has not been found.
If a dog did take his penis, it wouldn’t be the first time in recent weeks that a dog has made off with a man’s genitalia. In late July, a paralyzed man in Arkansas woke up to discover that his canine companion had eaten one of this testicles.
That’s not to say dogs don’t sometimes devour G-rated body parts. In June, a dog in Brazil, Indiana chewed off his owner’s toes. Doctors believe the animal, a pitbull puppy named Bo, was trying to help the man, who was suffering from a severe foot infection.
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